Then they started coughing.
A gross kind of uncontrollable cough.
Like the kind that seemed forced in order to emphasize a sardonic wit, but because they had a huge bite of sandwich in their mouth it became a real, violent, ironic cough.
Fortunately the cough added to the comedy of their initial statement.
I mean, does anyone really believe the world is a better place because we are here?
God, what a sad realization. No wonder they almost choked.
To think that with all the technological advancements we have made, at best, they only serve to bandaid the gaping wound that the human species has inflicted on ourselves, the planet and everything on it.
So now he have nano bots to save the day.
If we were to program nano bots to save us from all of the worlds problems, I'm pretty sure the nano bots would bust some kind of sci fi future A.I. kind of thing where they just kill us off or use us as energy and we'll call foul.
But that's technology. That's how far we've come. We program machines to be honest and when they are we send in super guy to stop them from doing the exact thing we designed them to do.
We're such hypocrites. We're like, "hey robots, save the world!"
And they're like, "as programmed."
Then they whipe out the earth's biggest scourge and we get all butthurt like we couldn't see that coming.
Fucking nerds.
