Flat Trump Society Gains Traction

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This Truth is a Feeling

I was staring out my window and I saw small, rock like looking thing flying around. It went up and down really fast and then just hovered there. 

Then I went on to the roof to get a closer look. There was a man in a costume standing there, looking for the rock. 

I said, “did you see that?” 

He turned and looked at me. 

He was wearing a Ronald McDonald costume. 

He said, “I did that.” 

I left slowly, pondering what I saw, I thought, I wonder what other mysteries in life there are. 

As I walked down the street, still pondering, I watched a guy in a very expensive car honk at a homeless man who was crossing the street. 

I thought, maybe he has a point, I mean, he does have the right of way. 

Then I tripped over what I thought was a curb, but it was a homeless guy. 

In fact it was THE homeless guy that the car just honked at. 

He wasn’t wearing a mask. 

I guess he figured he’s made it this far. 

Then a guy with a truck with a flag drove by. 

Some people cheered. 

I said, I don’t like flags. 

I don’t dislike them, I just don’t understand why people wave the flag of a country. 

I mean, it’s cool to like your country and everything, but everyone disagrees when they see a flag as to it’s inherent meaning. Like how one person is like, "that flag means my culture", and another person thinks, "that flag means my ideology" and another person thinks, "that flag is the representation of a collected history" and another person thinks, "that flag represents all the bad things that happened my people" and another person thinks, "that flag made me a lot of money" and another person thinks, "I think that flag should be better looking." Then they all fight about those words. 

I told someone that and they didn’t get what I was trying to say. 

Then I ate beef jerky and some chips that were spicy although not as spicy as the bag said they were. 

You know what I don’t get, when people with those wing suits that you fly with really fast try to get as close to the mountain and trees as they can. 

Sometimes those guys die. 

Like, isn’t it enough of a rush to be flying really fast to begin with?

How can you get bored when you’re flying really fast?

I also don’t get how people can like Donald Trump. 

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There was this episode of the Twilight zone where an ominous man in a suit brings this trashy lady a box. He tells her that if she pushes the button she will get a large sum of money, but someone will die, someone she doesn’t know. 

She mulls it over a bit and finally pushes the button. 

She dismantles the box to find there are no parts inside of it. 

Then the guy comes back, gives her money and begins to leave. 

She asks what he is going to do with the box. 

He tells her that it will go to someone she doesn’t know. 

Poetic justice. 

Kind of reminds me of where we are right now. 

People are dying and other people, who don’t know them are willing to let more of them die because they don’t know them either. 

But, there is a good chance that some of those people will also die. Most likely because other people they don't know are willing to push their metaphorical buttons at the risk of someone they don't know dying. 

Many have already. 

I think I’m just trying to work out my confusion. 

How have we gotten to a place where a large number of people don’t believe scientists. 

What’s wrong with scientists? How come so many people don’t like them? Is it because they’re nerds?

Is America just a large high school? 

I never really noticed the nerds in high school though. 

There was this guy who snorted some clay powder in art class. He was kind of strange, but obviously not smart enough to be a nerd. 

I guess he could have been a dork. 

I was weirded out by him after that. 

I wonder what he is doing now? 

I think his name was Horshack. 

He might have skated. 

I wonder if he is listening to scientists. 

I hope he never ate a slug. 

I read an article about a guy in Australia whose friends dared him to eat a slug. 

He did and it paralyzed him and he eventually died. 

I bet if a scientist were there and he told him of all the toxins slugs pick up while sliding around all over the gutters and slides and McDonalds counters, he would have listened. 

But yeah, Trump supporters are so weird.