Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Train Kept a Rollin

Welcome to my blog. This is a safe place. I am new to the world of blogging, so please, be patient with me. If there is anything I can say in my defense, it is that most likely that you will be offended by my lack of ability to convey a sincere thought, for that I sincerely apologize. I am trying harder to be part of the "global community" to "find hope", to be a "catalyst for change". Unfortunately I am cynical and do not feel the world is worth saving.
I would like this view to change, but its going to take some time. It's not going to be easy, and I am going to go through some rough periods, but together, with the help of "nice" people, I think I'm going to make it.
So thank you, and god bless. Well, if there is a god. Shit, I hope there isn't. Oh man, can you imagine if there is? I'll be in so much trouble. Like that one time when I was a kid and I said, "shit". I'm sure when I was a little kid and I said, "shit" god thought, "this guys fucked."
Or maybe he thought that it was tragic that one of his blessed children has fallen victim to slang. God hates slang. I don't blame him either. Slang is always changing and it's hard to follow the intended meaning, thus creating sub cultures.
Also, do not let anything I say reflect poorly on my wife April. Except maybe that she made a bad choice. 
In conclusion, I would like to thank the people that got me to where I am today. My fifth grade teacher who was a large black woman. I'm pretty sure someone refers to her as "big momma". She was my big momma and the only teacher in elementary school I remember. The other ones were obviously not as awesome.
This list is long, there was that one person who told me, "you can do it" wait, that was the tv. So the list is short but it is growing and this is getting boring so hopefully I can come up with something to say in the future. Also, send me naked pictures of your cat. Seriously though, shave your cat first.


  1. There is no god, you're ok.
    Here is a link to naked cats:

  2. You really do care. :) Tell Charlie I will beat him at stratigo.