Thursday, July 18, 2013

Being Sick is for Sissies and Anyone who doesn't want to go to Work that Day

I've been sick for four days now.

Nobody cares though.

My "friends" don't care because they're not sick and they can just ignore me until I'm better. How convenient.

My dogs can't tell the difference because they're dogs. And I suck so, they don't care.

I didn't want to get serious, but I just never understood apostrophes. I mean, it takes more effort to find the apostrophe button than it does to simply write the letter.

I think it's kind of pretentious. So, if I write, "I do not think such and such is a great Cabernet" I sound like a dick, but if I write, "I don't like mixing beer and vodka" all of the sudden I'm some kind of cool guy.

What a double standard.

It takes the same amount of effort to write, don't as it does, do not.

This is the problem with the world. We are all just a bunch of hypocrites.


  1. I liked where you were going, but then you stopped. I care that you're sick because you can't hang out with us in the mountains (I'm selfish)- but, I'm not going to come over and get sick myself or anything. I did tell April that I hope you feel better. So, "suck it, Adam Schneider!"

  2. Ha, thanks. You're one of the good ones. a lot of apostrophes though.