Friday, July 5, 2013

This is (Not) Happening





This is happening. What is? This is. I know this is, I thought you were talking about something else.  Haha, that's cool. What is? What you said. Oh. Cool.

Sound familiar? It should. It's two
assholes trying to make sense of things. It happens all the time and no one does anything about it.

In a perfect world they would have both been shot dead.

The problem with this world can be summed up like this. If there are some stupid kids in the woods and they see a bear, and they throw rocks at the bear, and the bear gets pissed, some asshole is going to come along and shoot the bear.

See the problem? If your in a city, or if there is a bear in your house, ok, I guess you can shoot it. That's not to say that your life is more valuable than the bears because, it never is.

But if your dumb ass kid is in the woods, and they are starting shit at a bear, the only real solution is to let it play out. That's the bear's house. If he had a gun, he should be allowed to shoot the little pricks. But, he's a bear, he doesn't need a gun. All he needs to do is what god put him here to do in the first place, kill annoying children.

Even if you don't believe in god, you should still believe that a bear should  be allowed to kill whatever the hell it wants. No one shed any tears over Terry Treadwell. Hypocrites. What if your kid turned out to be another Terry Treadwell?

Exactly. No one is going to let that happen, yet everyone let's their kids grow up into shitheads who post pictures on the internet sitting on a stool in a very hip coffee shop with the hashtag...

#thisishappening.



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